oh, i already miss you singing like this overthephone.

Monday, Mar. 18, 2002 | 3:02 p.m.

i hate it when people associate me with britney spears. whenever i introduce myself to someone, i'm like, "hi, i'm brittany." and the oh-so-predictable remark that follows is, "oh, like britney spears."

no. not like britney spears. not at ALL like britney spears.

i'm not some ditzy blonde slut with fake boobs who can't sing. i don't even spell my name the same way.

so. for future reference.

I AM NOT BRITNEY SPEARS.

hope i cleared up any confusion you may have had.

go on drone